No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.