Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there. I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor. If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.