Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're scrubbing the floor like it owes you money 😤🧹💨 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.