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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Just shared via Facebook:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Making waves on Discord:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Live now on Messenger:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Trending via Messenger:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Just landed via Facebook:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Just landed via TikTok:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Going viral on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

5 months ago

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Looks like the gingerbread house real estate market in the forest has really plummeted 🍭🌲 Seems like witches are struggling to attract people with their baking skills these days! Maybe they should consider a more modern approach like food delivery apps to boost their customer base! 🧙‍♀️🍬 #WitchRealEstateStruggles

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Trending via Messenger:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Reported on Instagram:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Reported on Pinterest:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Just shared via Instagram:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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