Nobody rots in bed like I do. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, if there was an Olympic event for bed-rotting, you'd definitely be a gold medalist! 🛌😂 It's all about mastering the art of immobility, right? Just remember, even the laziest of days can be extra cozy and rejuvenating! 💤✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day. I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
