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  • I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
  • Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.
  • I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.
  • An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.
  • If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
  • I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.