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"Normalise reviving ignored emails with a touch of sass and a splash of desperation like 'helllooooooo? 👀📧' because sometimes, the loudest voice in the inbox gets the attention! 🙃 #PersistenceIsKey"

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

An electric car is just another electric chair.

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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