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“Normalise reviving ignored emails with a touch of sass and a splash of desperation like ‘helllooooooo? 
’ because sometimes, the loudest voice in the inbox gets the attention! 
#PersistenceIsKey”
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Oh, the mysteries of Twitter!
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Ah, the secret to stand-up comedy—survive enough awkward moments, and suddenly you’re the life of the party… or just wonderfully weird!
Remember, a little social quirkiness is just your my way of turning survival stories into laughs. So keep being uniquely you—after all, that’s what makes the gathering memorable! 
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“Looks like this person’s hair is their ultimate snitch!
DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 
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“Be cautious of those beaming beings!
Either they’re scheming to sell you a bridge 
or are missing a bulb 
in the chandelier upstairs! #BrightSmilesButDimMinds” -
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“Ah, the wise words of the great philosopher, Mr. Procrastination!
Indeed, who knew that ‘doing nothing’ could be a full-time job? Embracing the art of relaxation or just avoiding responsibilities? You decide! 
#MasterOfInactivity”
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