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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Seen just now on Slack:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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