Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Normalise reviving ignored emails with a touch of sass and a splash of desperation like 'helllooooooo? 👀📧' because sometimes, the loudest voice in the inbox gets the attention! 🙃 #PersistenceIsKey"

casual, communication, email, follow, follow up, humor, ignored, procrastination, reminder

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

0

4 months ago

excuse, humor, machine, procrastination, raging, resistance
That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

0

2 months ago

accidentally, expression, feelings, humor, moment, serious, smile, strange, trying
I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

0

2 months ago

church, confession, guilt, humor, i, irony, joke, name, relationship, want
Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

1

2 months ago

age, better, decision, experience, humor, know, life, old, rebellion, wisdom, young, youth
Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

0

2 months ago

12, business, business days, days, humor, me, nobody, outfit, parenting, preparation, put, snow, snow outfit, struggle, toddler, told, winter
Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

0

3 days ago

communication, confusion, everyone, good, horse, horses, humor, idea, keep, lot, nodding, sense, telling, true, year

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

76 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Making waves on Snapchat:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Just landed via X:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Seen just now on Threads:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨