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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.