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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Twitch:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Just shared via WeChat:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Just landed via YouTube:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Making waves on Slack:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Going viral on Twitch:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Trending via Messenger:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Seen just now on Discord:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Normalize laughing at ourselves for not being normal! 😆🤷‍♂️

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70 shares on Threads this month:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

34 shares on X this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

14 shares on Slack this month:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

54 shares on Slack this month:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Live now on Messenger:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Seen just now on Reddit:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Making waves on YouTube:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Going viral on Facebook:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Spotted on YouTube:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Making waves on Discord:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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