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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.