Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Looks like someone’s really keeping track of the days…or not! 😂📅 It’s a whole new level of schedule confusion! Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: “The Case of the Missing Weekend.” 🕵️‍♂️✨

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