Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why. Commentary:"Feeling accomplished for conquering those stairs like a true hero! π¦ΈββοΈπͺ Who needs a gym when you have a staircase for a workout challenge? π #StairmasterPro" Related Funny Quotes π€ I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in. Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday. My ability to remember song lyrics from the β90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage. βIβm too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.β The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.