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47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

67 shares on Threads this month:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Going viral on Instagram:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Spotted on Reddit:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Making waves on WeChat:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Just shared via X:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Trending via TikTok:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

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