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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.