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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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49 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

89 shares on Telegram this month:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

25 shares on Threads this month:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Shared recently on Twitch:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Just shared via YouTube:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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