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77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

66 shares on Messenger this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

31 shares on X this month:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Are you a software update, because not now!

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Making waves on YouTube:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Just landed via Twitch:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Just landed via YouTube:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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