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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.