Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’” Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise šŸ™ˆšŸ˜‚"

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