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Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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Rich people go to parties. Itโ€™s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. Iโ€™m getting it framed.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that Iโ€™d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Funny quote about unapproachable beauty and missed chances with a playful vibe.

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"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’” Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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