Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNotice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about. If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again. Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?
