Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets? Commentary:"Maybe ghosts just have really bad taste in home decor 🤷♂️👻 Or maybe they're just trying to make a fashion statement with their tattered, old sheets! Who needs fitted sheets when you can float through walls, right? 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate. If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.