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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.