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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.