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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.