Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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โ€œOpening up to a woman is like entering the interrogation room with a skilled detective ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฌ. Beware, even your old embarrassing stories might be brought back to haunt you! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ #ProceedWithCautionโ€

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