Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything. Posted onMay 28, 2026
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home. Posted onMay 28, 2026
My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic? Posted onMay 28, 2026
White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’ Posted onMay 28, 2026
My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there. Posted onMay 28, 2026
How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open? Posted onMay 28, 2026
The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go? Posted onMay 28, 2026
Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself. Posted onMay 28, 2026
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again. Posted onMay 28, 2026
If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily. Posted onMay 28, 2026