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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Thanks for the family heirloom, but did it come with a return policy? 😂🧠👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boxed, collector's, collector's edition, edition, everything, family, humor, i, illness, meant, mental, mental illness, parent, parents, sarcasm, set on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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