Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.