Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?
  • We decided to have money instead of children.
  • I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.
  • “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.
  • That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.
  • Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.