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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

55 shares on Slack this month:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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