People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.