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"Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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2 months ago

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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2 months ago

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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5 months ago

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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2 months ago

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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2 months ago

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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2 months ago

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

17 shares on Threads this month:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

23 shares on X this month:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Trending via Instagram:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Making waves on Threads:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Going viral on Pinterest:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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