Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.
  • The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
  • If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.
  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
  • I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.