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Meow means woof in cat.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.