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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.