People watching you so close, you’d think you were a… Commentary:"Being watched so closely feels like I'm the star of my own Netflix series… just waiting for that season finale plot twist! 🎥🍿 #LivingLifeOnTheSmallScreen" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.