People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like somebody missed this week's devotion session ππ #AllHailMe Related Funny Quotes π€ Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me. If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future. Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now. My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying. As long as you donβt ever give them your real name, they canβt accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.