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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Jan 6, 2026

3,691

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Seen just now on X:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Seen just now on YouTube:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Spotted on Facebook:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Seen just now on Twitch:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Going viral on Telegram:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Making waves on Discord:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Going viral on Slack:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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"Breaking news: Fitted sheet folding has officially made it to the Olympics, folks! 🏅🛏️ Who knew our daily struggle with unruly bed sheets could finally earn us a gold medal? Practice those corner tucks and get ready to show off your folding finesse on the world stage! 💪😆 #OlympicDreams #SheetFoldingChampion"

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Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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5 months ago

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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2 months ago

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Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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4 months ago

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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2 months ago

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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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5 months ago

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Twitch this month:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

36 shares on WeChat this month:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

11 shares on Discord this month:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

98 shares on X this month:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

77 shares on X this month:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Making waves on Discord:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Just shared via YouTube:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Making waves on Discord:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

Live now on Slack:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Making waves on Twitch:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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