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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Seen just now on Telegram:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Breaking via Twitch:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Going viral on X:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Live now on Facebook:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Spotted on WeChat:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Going viral on YouTube:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Seen just now on TikTok:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Live now on Pinterest:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Going viral on Twitch:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Making waves on Discord:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Seen just now on Slack:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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