*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.