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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Making waves on YouTube:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Going viral on Instagram:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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Witty remark comparing Polish girls to winter Latinas, playful and humorous text.

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Like snowflakes with salsa moves! ❄️💃🇵🇱

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

19 shares on Threads this month:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

99 shares on Discord this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Seen just now on Threads:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Making waves on X:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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