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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Just landed via Discord:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Spotted on Slack:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Trending via Instagram:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Broadcasted on X:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Live now on Facebook:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Just landed via Twitch:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Live now on Instagram:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Just shared via Discord:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Going viral on Facebook:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

88 shares on Twitch this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Just landed via Facebook:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Making waves on Discord:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Making waves on Pinterest:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Seen just now on Telegram:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Seen just now on Discord:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Going viral on Reddit:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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