Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" šš½š¬ Related funny posts š What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? These aliens are taking forever. I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb? Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey. I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.