Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.