Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.