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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. Peo…

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. Peo…

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🎉🎂 Breaking news: Scientists reveal the secret to staying forever young – simply have more birthdays and watch yourself grow older one candle at a time! Who knew aging could be so enlightening? 😂🔬 #StayForeverYoung #BirthdayMagic

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, birthday, grow, growth, health, healthy, humor, older, people, researcher on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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