Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Funny Quotes July 7, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppResearchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn. If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.
