Ribbed condoms donโt even taste like ribs. Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Trying to savor the flavor of ribs but instead getting a mouthful of disappointment 🍖🚫👅 #FalseAdvertisingFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms. Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch. My wife has the worst taste in men.