Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?