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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ has shared:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now Iโ€™m fine.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Just landed via Threads:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Trending via LinkedIn:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Seen just now on Slack:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, โ€œHope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.โ€

Making waves on Slack:

On todayโ€™s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Just landed via X:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Humorous quote about playful citrus fashion with a sassy, cheeky vibe.
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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then donโ€™t give them jobs.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Boy, are you a piรฑata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

You can add โ€œcha cha chaโ€ to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know thereโ€™ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says โ€œdo they speak English there?โ€ and his mom says โ€œkinda!โ€

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itโ€™s important to have self-belief.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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If I was a little smarter, Iโ€™d be aware of how stupid I am.

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50 shades of single.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has shared:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. Itโ€™s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, โ€œWhere are our seats?โ€ and he responds, โ€œIn the airplane.โ€

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Live now on Telegram:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Going viral on Snapchat:

My workout goals are simple: Iโ€™d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Seen just now on Discord:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Trending via Reddit:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Making waves on Discord:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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