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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Just landed via Slack:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Making waves on Threads:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Going viral on X:

Being awake is the worst.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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2 months ago

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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4 weeks ago

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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2 months ago

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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4 months ago

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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71 shares on Facebook this month:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

45 shares on X this month:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

83 shares on X this month:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

47 shares on X this month:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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Making waves on WeChat:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Live now on Messenger:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Just landed via Telegram:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

In banana years, I am bread.

Going viral on Instagram:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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