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The “-ification” essay pandemic.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Just landed via X:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Spotted on WeChat:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Just landed via Reddit:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Spotted on Messenger:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Just landed via YouTube:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Going viral on Instagram:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Making waves on Discord:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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55 shares on Facebook this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

63 shares on X this month:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

94 shares on X this month:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Going bananas on Telegram:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Making waves on Reddit:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Breaking via Discord:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Live now on Pinterest:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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