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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.