Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose. How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.