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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boss, guy, humor, leadership, loose, me, personal, personal responsibility, real, responsibility, runs, self-control, self-discipline, ship, tough on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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