She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.