Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.