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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.