Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.