Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same. Posted on4 hours ago4 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life. Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening! Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.