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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Commentary:
"Big shoutout to my exclusive fan club, population: 2! 🎉 Just me and my other personality, keeping the friendship strong! 🤝 Who needs a squad when you have a dynamic duo, am I right? 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appreciation, friends, friendship, humor, loneliness, me, shoutout, still on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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