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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Self-cleaning conscience.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Breaking via Discord:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Just landed via TikTok:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Freshly posted on X:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Live now on Facebook:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Just shared via Slack:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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