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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead an…

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead an…

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"Ah, the beauty of sleeping – the closest you can get to being dead without the commitment! 💤😂 It's like hitting the pause button on life, but without the consequences. Win-win indeed! 😴👍"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, dead, humor, nice, situation, sleep, sleeping, win-win on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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