Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.