So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSo, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward. Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.