Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.
- I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.
- Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.
- Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.
