Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself! Commentary:"Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like. I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here. People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once. I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.