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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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2 months ago

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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95 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

73 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Sane is boring.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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Breaking via Snapchat:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Seen just now on Telegram:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Just shared via Threads:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Shared recently on Slack:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

Seen just now on Telegram:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Just shared via Telegram:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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