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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.