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Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Trending via Discord:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Live now on Threads:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

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30 shares on Twitch this month:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

65 shares on X this month:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Trending via Discord:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Trending via WeChat:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Trending via Instagram:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Trending via Twitch:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Seen just now on Reddit:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Seen just now on X:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Live now on WeChat:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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